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Gladiator II (15)
From legendary director Ridley Scott, Gladiator II continues the epic saga of power, intrigue, and vengeance set in Ancient Rome. Years after witnessing the death of the revered hero Maximus at the hands of his uncle, Lucius (Paul Mescal) is forced to enter the Colosseum after his home is conquered by the tyrannical Emperors who now lead Rome with an iron fist. With rage in his heart and the future of the Empire at stake, Lucius must look to…
Autumn Term 2024: Parents & Wobblers (Monday)
Autumn Term 2024: Parents & Wobblers (Monday)
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Movement Class for under 4s and their carer Mondays 10.30am - 11.15am 9th September - 25th November (no sessions 28th October) 18mths - 4yrs Weeky: £5 Termly: £50 Jiggle and sway the morning away with this fun, interactive movement class for little dancers and their grown-ups. Packed with play and imaginative movement that challenges tiny dancers’ imagination and creativity, encouraging development and confidence in early years. For more information, please…
Autumn Term 2024: Chance to Dance (Monday 11.30am)
Autumn Term 2024: Chance to Dance (Monday 11.30am)
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Dance Exercise Class for Over 50s Mondays 11.30am - 12.30pm 9th September - 25th November (no session 28th October) 50yrs + Weekly: £6 A wonderful opportunity to take part in a low-intensity dance exercise workshop. This session teaches basic dance routines using simple movement for those 50yrs+. We encourage you to go at your own pace with different intensity options embedded into the class. For more information, please email…
Autumn Term 2024: Little Theatre Makers
Autumn Term 2024: Little Theatre Makers
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Interactive Drama Class for 5-7 years Mondays 4.15pm - 5pm 9th September - 25th November (no session 28th October) 5 - 7yrs Weeky: £6 Termly: £60 These fun-filled classes will be packed with imagination and games, while building confidence and creativity. With a friendly, playful, and encouraging environment, we will explore all aspects of drama, musical theatre, and dance. For more information, please email autumn@malvern-theatres.co.uk
Autumn Term 2024: Thrive Contemporary Dance
Autumn Term 2024: Thrive Contemporary Dance
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am For 16 - 65yrs + Mondays 6.45pm - 7.45pm 9th September - 25th November (no session 28th October) 16 - 65yrs + Weekly Rate : £6 Termly: £60 With this open level contemporary dance we believe that movement is a universal language and a wonderful way to express yourself while strengthening the body and supporting positive mental health. We will explore both technical and improvisational exercises to improve strength, agility,…
5 events,
Ghost The Musical
THE OSCAR-WINNING LOVE STORY LIVE ON STAGE BILL KENWRIGHT LTD PRESENTS GHOST THE MUSICAL BOOK AND LYRICS BY BRUCE JOEL RUBIN MUSIC & LYRICS BY DAVE STEWART & GLEN BALLARD BASED ON THE PARAMOUNT PICTURES FILM WRITTEN BY BRUCE JOEL RUBIN Oh My Love, My Darling… I’ve…
Dementia Friendly Tea Party
Dementia Friendly Tea Party
In partnership with Everybody Dance, Malvern Theatres are hosting our first Dementia Friendly Tea Party with music and dance. An uplifting event for elders living with dementia, their friends, family and carers. Tea, coffee and cake included. For more information, please email autumn@malvern-theatres.co.uk
Autumn Term 2024: Sing it Loud!
Autumn Term 2024: Sing it Loud!
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Musical theatre choir for adults who love to sing Tuesdays 6.30pm - 7.30pm 10th September - 26th November (no session 29th October) 17yrs + Termly: £60 Weekly: £6 If singing is your passion and you are waiting for your moment to shine, join with other like-minded people and share the fun of singing together in a group. You will look at singing repertoire from ‘Golden Age’ favourites to present day…
Autumn Term 2024: ChiChi Fit
Autumn Term 2024: ChiChi Fit
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Musical Theatre Dance Fit for Adults Tuesdays 7.45pm - 8.30pm 10th September - 26th November (no session 29th October) 17yrs + Weekly: £5 Termly: £50 These musical theatre workouts infuse your fitness routine with the electrifying magic of Broadway. Enjoy a sensational musical theatre inspired exercise class. Shimmy and sweat to iconic showtunes. It’s not just a workout; it’s your ticket to a fitness experience that’s as fun as a front-row…
6 events,
The Very Hungry Caterpillar Show
The critically acclaimed production of The Very Hungry Caterpillar Show created by Jonathan Rockefeller features a menagerie of 75 lovable puppets. The production faithfully adapts four stories by author/illustrator Eric Carle: Brown Bear, Brown Bear, 10 Little Rubber Ducks, The Very Busy Spider and of course, the star of the show – The Very Hungry Caterpillar. The Very Hungry Caterpillar has delighted generations of readers since it was first published in 1969 selling more than 48 million copies worldwide. Brown…
Autumn Term 2024: Chance to Dance (Wednesday)
Autumn Term 2024: Chance to Dance (Wednesday)
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Dance Exercise Class for Over 50s Wednesdays 10.15am - 11.15am 11th September - 27th November (no session 30th October) 50yrs + Weekly: £6 A wonderful opportunity to take part in a low-intensity dance exercise workshop. This session teaches basic dance routines using simple movement for those 50yrs+. We encourage you to go at your own pace with different intensity options embedded into the class. For more information, please email autumn@malvern-theatres.co.uk
Autumn Term 2024: Make Your Mark Xtra
Autumn Term 2024: Make Your Mark Xtra
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Creative Art Workshops tailored for Adults with Learning Disabilities Wednesdays 10.30am - 12pm 11th September - 4th December (no session 30th October) Weekly: £5 Sessions are tailored to enable participants to create in a way that is suited to them. It also offers the opportunity to enjoy spending time with people and to express individuality though working with a variety of mediums. Make your Mark Xtra provides a great boost…
Autumn Term 2024: Parents & Wobblers (Wednesday)
Autumn Term 2024: Parents & Wobblers (Wednesday)
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Movement Class for under 4s and their carer Wednesdays 11.30am - 12.15pm 11th September - 27th November (no session 30th October) 18mths - 4yrs Weeky: £5 Termly: £50 Jiggle and sway the morning away with this fun, interactive movement class for little dancers and their grown-ups. Packed with play and imaginative movement that challenges tiny dancers’ imagination and creativity, encouraging development and confidence in early years. For more information, please…
6 events,
Autumn Term 2024: Make Your Mark (AM)
Autumn Term 2024: Make Your Mark (AM)
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Mixed Media Creative Art Workshops for Adults Thursdays 10.30am - 12.30pm 12th September - 28th November (no session 31st October) Weekly: £6 These are interdisciplinary creative art workshops, offering innovative and varied techniques. With an emphasis on drawing and mark-making, you will explore artistry and camaraderie by working to a united theme. Specialist materials are provided for this. Come along and release your creativity. For more information, please email autumn@malvern-theatres.co.uk
Autumn Term 2024: Make Your Mark (PM)
Autumn Term 2024: Make Your Mark (PM)
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Mixed Media Creative Art Workshops for Adults Thursdays 1.30pm - 3.30pm 12th September - 28th November (no session 31st October) Weekly: £6 These are interdisciplinary creative art workshops, offering innovative and varied techniques. With an emphasis on drawing and mark-making, you will explore artistry and camaraderie by working to a united theme. Specialist materials are provided for this. Come along and release your creativity. For more information, please email autumn@malvern-theatres.co.uk
Autumn Term 2024: Beginners Big Jig
Autumn Term 2024: Beginners Big Jig
Unfortunately the session on 19th September has been cancelled. We apologise for any inconvenience. Introductory Irish Dance Class for Adults Thursdays 6.45pm - 7.45pm 12th September - 28th November (no session 31st October) 17yrs + Weekly: £6 Termly: £60 Discover the joy and energy of Irish dance! Whether you're new to dance or looking to try something different, this class is the perfect introduction to the vibrant world of Irish dance. Learn the basic steps and work up to…
7 events,
Bah Humbug!
Bah Humbug! Written by Kit Hunter Starring Liz Grand & Katherine Parker-Jones Joanne is very rich but all alone on Christmas Eve. She hates Christmas with a passion and explains at length what is wrong with it. She eventually nods off and awakes to find a woman in her flat. She has no idea how she got in, who she is, or what she wants. On the other hand, the woman seems to know a great deal about Joanne…
How to Make a Million Before Grandma Dies (PG)
How to Make a Million Before Grandma Dies (PG)
A young man quits his job to look after his dying grandmother. However, it is not out of love that he assumes the role of a devoted grandson but for a substantial inheritance worth millions, going to great lengths to become the apple of his demanding grandmother’s eye before time runs out. Cert: PG Running time: 2hrs 7mins Language: Thai with English Subtitles
Autumn Term 2024: Gentle Dance
Autumn Term 2024: Gentle Dance
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Seated Dance Class for Adults Fridays 10.30am - 11.30am 13th September - 6th December (no session 1st November) Weekly: £6 Gentle Dance is a seated class (with opportunities to stand), that encourages you to explore structures and expressive movement in a safe environment. Sessions are designed to exercise, motivate, and uplift, helping to reduce stress and tensions associates with illness, injury, pain, or lack of confidence. Taking inspiration from a…
Blitz (12A)
Blitz (12A)
Sir Steve McQueen’s “Blitz” follows the epic journey of George (Elliott Heffernan), a 9-year-old boy in World War II London whose mother Rita (Saoirse Ronan) sends him to safety in the English countryside. George, defiant and determined to return home to his mom and his grandfather Gerald (Paul Weller) in East London, embarks on an adventure, only to find himself in immense peril, while a distraught Rita searches for her missing son. ★★★★★ “Sensational” THE TELEGRAPH “Breathtaking” THE TIMES “Gorgeously…
3 events,
Blitz (12A)
Blitz (12A)
Sir Steve McQueen’s “Blitz” follows the epic journey of George (Elliott Heffernan), a 9-year-old boy in World War II London whose mother Rita (Saoirse Ronan) sends him to safety in the English countryside. George, defiant and determined to return home to his mom and his grandfather Gerald (Paul Weller) in East London, embarks on an adventure, only to find himself in immense peril, while a distraught Rita searches for her missing son. ★★★★★ “Sensational” THE TELEGRAPH “Breathtaking” THE TIMES “Gorgeously…
0 events,
3 events,
Anora (18)
Anora, a young sex worker from Brooklyn, meets and impulsively marries the son of an oligarch. Once the news reaches Russia, her fairytale is threatened as the parents set out for New York to get the marriage annulled. Cert: 18 Running time: 2hrs 19mins AD Audio Description available
Blitz (12A)
Blitz (12A)
Sir Steve McQueen’s “Blitz” follows the epic journey of George (Elliott Heffernan), a 9-year-old boy in World War II London whose mother Rita (Saoirse Ronan) sends him to safety in the English countryside. George, defiant and determined to return home to his mom and his grandfather Gerald (Paul Weller) in East London, embarks on an adventure, only to find himself in immense peril, while a distraught Rita searches for her missing son. ★★★★★ “Sensational” THE TELEGRAPH “Breathtaking” THE TIMES “Gorgeously…
The Apprentice (15)
The Apprentice (15)
The origins of Donald Trump are brought to life in a provocative, electrifying portrait of the man and his mentor, Roy Cohn – a notorious lawyer who will never let the truth get in the way of winning a fight. Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong star as Trump and Cohn respectively, with Maria Bakalova starring as Ivana Trump and acclaimed director Ali Abbasi (Border, Holy Spider) bringing a unique perspective to this gripping, darkly funny tale of greed, power…
3 events,
Autumn Term 2024: Make Your Mark Xtra
Autumn Term 2024: Make Your Mark Xtra
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Creative Art Workshops tailored for Adults with Learning Disabilities Wednesdays 10.30am - 12pm 11th September - 4th December (no session 30th October) Weekly: £5 Sessions are tailored to enable participants to create in a way that is suited to them. It also offers the opportunity to enjoy spending time with people and to express individuality though working with a variety of mediums. Make your Mark Xtra provides a great boost…
Rat Pack Live at Christmas
Rat Pack Live at Christmas
Rat Pack Live at Christmas Experience the definition of cool They were the definition of cool during their Fifties and Sixties Vegas heyday – Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin and Sammy Davis Jnr. Combining the full sound of big band swing with charisma, panache and swagger, the trio – collectively known as The Rat Pack, had attitude to spare. Join the UK’s best Rat Pack show in a festive-packed seasonal spectacular which combines Christmas classics Santa Claus is Coming to…
4 events,
Blitz (12A)
Blitz (12A)
Sir Steve McQueen’s “Blitz” follows the epic journey of George (Elliott Heffernan), a 9-year-old boy in World War II London whose mother Rita (Saoirse Ronan) sends him to safety in the English countryside. George, defiant and determined to return home to his mom and his grandfather Gerald (Paul Weller) in East London, embarks on an adventure, only to find himself in immense peril, while a distraught Rita searches for her missing son. ★★★★★ “Sensational” THE TELEGRAPH “Breathtaking” THE TIMES “Gorgeously…
The Apprentice (15)
The Apprentice (15)
The origins of Donald Trump are brought to life in a provocative, electrifying portrait of the man and his mentor, Roy Cohn – a notorious lawyer who will never let the truth get in the way of winning a fight. Sebastian Stan and Jeremy Strong star as Trump and Cohn respectively, with Maria Bakalova starring as Ivana Trump and acclaimed director Ali Abbasi (Border, Holy Spider) bringing a unique perspective to this gripping, darkly funny tale of greed, power and the dark art of the deal.…
Beyond the Barricade
Beyond the Barricade
Beyond the Barricade, the UK’s longest running Musical Theatre Concert Tour features past principal performers from Les Miserables and delivers over two hours of the best of Broadway and the West End, ending of course with a stunning finale from Les Mis. This brand new show will include many of the best numbers that have made Beyond the Barricade the most popular musical theatre concert in the country. Running time: 2 hours 20 minutes (including interval) https://youtu.be/7yOP8Luwifs
Blitz (12A)
Blitz (12A)
Sir Steve McQueen’s “Blitz” follows the epic journey of George (Elliott Heffernan), a 9-year-old boy in World War II London whose mother Rita (Saoirse Ronan) sends him to safety in the English countryside. George, defiant and determined to return home to his mom and his grandfather Gerald (Paul Weller) in East London, embarks on an adventure, only to find himself in immense peril, while a distraught Rita searches for her missing son. ★★★★★ “Sensational” THE TELEGRAPH “Breathtaking” THE TIMES “Gorgeously…
4 events,
Conclave (12A)
CONCLAVE follows one of the world’s most secretive and ancient events – selecting the new Pope. Cardinal Lawrence (Ralph Fiennes) is tasked with running this covert process after the unexpected death of the beloved Pope. Once the Catholic Church’s most powerful leaders have gathered from around the world and are locked together in the Vatican halls, Lawrence uncovers a trail of deep secrets left in the dead Pope’s wake, secrets which could shake the foundations of the Church. Cert:…
Bird (15)
The long-awaited return to fiction filmmaking from Academy Award-winner Andrea Arnold (American Honey, Fish Tank), BIRD is a tender, striking and extraordinarily surprising coming-of-age fable about marginalised life in the fringes of contemporary society. 12-year-old Bailey (astounding newcomer Nykiya Adams) lives with her devoted but chaotic single dad Bug (Barry Keoghan, Saltburn) and wayward brother Hunter in a squat in Gravesend, north Kent. Approaching puberty and seeking attention and adventure, Bailey’s fractured home life is transformed when she encounters…
Autumn Term 2024: Gentle Dance
Autumn Term 2024: Gentle Dance
Bookings for Autumn Term open Monday 5th August, 10am Seated Dance Class for Adults Fridays 10.30am - 11.30am 13th September - 6th December (no session 1st November) Weekly: £6 Gentle Dance is a seated class (with opportunities to stand), that encourages you to explore structures and expressive movement in a safe environment. Sessions are designed to exercise, motivate, and uplift, helping to reduce stress and tensions associates with illness, injury, pain, or lack of confidence. Taking inspiration from a…
Armonico: Handel’s Messiah
Armonico: Handel’s Messiah
ARMONICO CONSORT DIRECTOR |CHRISTOPHER MONKS As much a Christmas tradition as mince pies and holly wreaths, Handel’s Messiah is the musical essential of the festive season. Christopher Monks leads the finest period musicians of Armonico Consort and the group’s fantastic soloists in this performance of Handel’s iconic work. What a fabulous way to get into the Christmas spirit! Running time: 1 hour 40 minutes (including interval)
3 events,
Talon: To the Limit Tour
Talon: To the Limit Tour
TALON – THE BEST OF EAGLES TO THE LIMIT 2024 Talon have risen from humble beginnings to become one of the most successful theatre touring shows in the UK and ‘TO THE LIMIT 2024’ will once again feature the Eagles timeless back catalogue including Hotel California, Take It Easy, One Of These Nights, Take It To The Limit, Desperado, Lyin’ Eyes, Life In The Fast Lane and many more. Revered by their peers and loved by their fans, this world class seven-piece band…
3 events,
MFFC 2024/25: La Ronde (PG)
MFFC 2024/25: La Ronde (PG)
MALVERN FRENCH FILM CENTRE 2024/25 Click here to view brochure La Ronde (1950) Directed by Max Ophüls Cert PG, Running Time 1h 33m Drama French with English Subtitles Set in 1902 Vienna, an amazing series of romantic entanglements puts soldiers, aristocrats, poets, prostitutes and chambermaids all on an equal footing in this multi-character merry-go-round of love and infidelity that makes a full circle with the elegance of a Viennese Waltz. 1952 BAFTA winner for Best Film Oscar nominated for…
Kate Rusby – Winter Light Tour
Kate Rusby – Winter Light Tour
Forever proud to call herself a folk singer, Kate Rusby rounds off 2024 in style with her annual, and much anticipated, Christmas tour. Full of warmth, sparkles and her unique festive music featuring songs from her latest charting Christmas album ‘Light Years’ 2023 and a selection from her ever-popular previous six Christmas albums. ‘British folk royalty since the 1990’s, the Barnsley Nightingale is a Yuletide veteran’ – Daily Mail ‘Kate Rusby remains Britain’s most popular female folk singer because she…
1 event,
3 events,
RBO: Cinderella
RBO: Cinderella
ROYAL BALLET AND OPERA CINEMA SEASON 2024/25 The Royal Ballet CINDERELLA Revival Stuck at home and put to work by her spoiled Step-Sisters, Cinderella’s life is dreary and dull. Everything changes when she helps a mysterious woman out...With a little bit of magic, she is transported into an ethereal new world – one where fairies bring the gifts of the seasons, where pumpkins turn into carriages, and where true love awaits. Running time: 195 minutes, Two intervals Cast: To…
Bird (15)
Bird (15)
The long-awaited return to fiction filmmaking from Academy Award-winner Andrea Arnold (American Honey, Fish Tank), BIRD is a tender, striking and extraordinarily surprising coming-of-age fable about marginalised life in the fringes of contemporary society. 12-year-old Bailey (astounding newcomer Nykiya Adams) lives with her devoted but chaotic single dad Bug (Barry Keoghan, Saltburn) and wayward brother Hunter in a squat in Gravesend, north Kent. Approaching puberty and seeking attention and adventure, Bailey’s fractured home life is transformed when she encounters…
1 event,
4 events,
Sleeping Beauty Pantomime – 2024/25
From the producers of Cinderella Martin Dodd for UK Productions presents Sleeping Beauty A wonderfully wicked family panto for 2024! A magical show for all the family, starring Ellie Dadd (EastEnders' Amy Mitchell) as Princess Rose, Malvern's Favourite Funny Man, Mark James as Chester the Jester, Phillip Arran as Nurse Nora and Jordan Lee Davies as Carabosse. A beautiful Princess is cursed by the evil Carabosse on the eve of her 18th birthday party and can only be awoken by true love's kiss.…
Orchestra of The Swan: Winter Solstice with Sunny Ormonde
Orchestra of The Swan: Winter Solstice with Sunny Ormonde
Hambletts presents... Sunny Ormonde (Lilian from The Archers) celebrates the darkest time of the year with an exquisite weave of atmospheric, seasonal music and winter words by Dylan Thomas, Laurie Lee, Charles Dickens, Tove Jansson, Louisa May Alcott and more. The winter solstice represents a symbolic dividing line; that moment at the year’s end where old gives way to new, despair transforms into hope and darkness becomes light. We will illuminate the night with an offering of glorious music, and…
Bird (15)
Bird (15)
The long-awaited return to fiction filmmaking from Academy Award-winner Andrea Arnold (American Honey, Fish Tank), BIRD is a tender, striking and extraordinarily surprising coming-of-age fable about marginalised life in the fringes of contemporary society. 12-year-old Bailey (astounding newcomer Nykiya Adams) lives with her devoted but chaotic single dad Bug (Barry Keoghan, Saltburn) and wayward brother Hunter in a squat in Gravesend, north Kent. Approaching puberty and seeking attention and adventure, Bailey’s fractured home life is transformed when she encounters…
4 events,
Small Things Like These (12A)
Oscar winner Cillian Murphy delivers a stunning performance as devoted father Bill Furlong in this film based on the best-selling novel of the same name by Claire Keegan. While working as a coal merchant to support his family, he discovers disturbing secrets kept by the local convent - and uncovers truths of his own - forcing him to confront his past and the complicit silence of a small Irish town controlled by the Catholic Church. Cert: 12A Running time: 1hr…
Joy (12A)
Joy (12A)
The true story of three British pioneers who challenged societal norms and defied the odds to realise the world’s first IVF baby. In the late 1960s, nurse and embryologist Jean Purdy, scientist Robert Edwards and surgeon Patrick Steptoe conceived that advances in medicine would allow them to oversee the fertilisation of an egg outside the human body (now commonly known as IVF). The impact should they succeed would be seismic. But for every tiny step forward, the three faced…
5 events,
A Surprise for Farmer Christmas at The Coach House
Swan Theatre Amateur Company presents Children's Theatre A SURPRISE FOR FATHER CHRISTMAS Written by Anne Lanyon-Hogg A postie is charged with delivering sacks of children's letters addressed to Father Christmas. She turns up at what she thinks is the correct address but finds that she has made an error. The characters set about trying to ensure that the hopeful messages get to the right person in time. Full of carols and a strong Christmas message, this is the perfect…
Santa’s Christmas Cracker
Santa’s Christmas Cracker - the show where every child gets a present from Santa! Following last year’s sell-out performances of Santa’s Christmas Wish, Honalee Media are delighted to present their next hit Santa Show this Christmas… “It really is the most wonderful time of the year, so it’s no surprise that everyone at the North Pole is super-excited as Christmas draws near! Father Christmas is busy making toys, Dotty the Elf is decorating the Christmas tree and Dasher the Reindeer is…
4 events,
Joy (12A)
Joy (12A)
The true story of three British pioneers who challenged societal norms and defied the odds to realise the world’s first IVF baby. In the late 1960s, nurse and embryologist Jean Purdy, scientist Robert Edwards and surgeon Patrick Steptoe conceived that advances in medicine would allow them to oversee the fertilisation of an egg outside the human body (now commonly known as IVF). The impact should they succeed would be seismic. But for every tiny step forward, the three faced…
All We Imagine as Light (15)
All We Imagine as Light (15)
All We Imagine as Light is a beautiful, sweeping, emotional film that explores the complexities of female friendship and captures the frantic pace, the vibrant colours and the heady atmosphere of modern Mumbai. In the city, thoughtful Nurse Prabha’s routine is upset when she receives an unexpected gift from her estranged husband. Her younger, flightier and rebellious roommate, Anu, tries in vain to find a spot in the city to be intimate with her secret boyfriend. Their colleague Parvaty fights…
3 events,
Small Things Like These (12A)
Small Things Like These (12A)
Oscar winner Cillian Murphy delivers a stunning performance as devoted father Bill Furlong in this film based on the best-selling novel of the same name by Claire Keegan. While working as a coal merchant to support his family, he discovers disturbing secrets kept by the local convent - and uncovers truths of his own - forcing him to confront his past and the complicit silence of a small Irish town controlled by the Catholic Church. Cert: 12A Running time: 1hr…
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PANTOMASH at The Coach House Theatre
Malvern Theatre Players (Resident Company of the Coach House Theatre) 49th Season Pantomash By Nick Wilkes All your favourite pantomimes rolled into one! Abanazar the evil master magician has bewitched a magical map and crumpled all panto-lands into one. With a reign of confusion, he hopes to make all pantomime treasures his own and become the most powerful magician in the world! Cinderella’s glass slipper, Aladdin’s lamp, Dick Whittington’s bundle, Jack’s magic beans?! Only a group effort can defeat him,…
Hamlet (Perfect Circle Youth Theatre)
Perfect Circle Youth Theatre bring Shakespeare’s classic tragedy of revenge and murder to Malvern Theatres. Perfect Circle Youth Theatre have run theatre projects for children and young people in Malvern since 2006. They perform regularly, from Shakepeare to devised work and new writing via the National Theatre Connections project and offer opportunities for young people to perform, write, direct, design and operate tech. This youth theatre production of Hamlet is their first production to be staged at Malvern Theatres.
Joy (12A)
Joy (12A)
The true story of three British pioneers who challenged societal norms and defied the odds to realise the world’s first IVF baby. In the late 1960s, nurse and embryologist Jean Purdy, scientist Robert Edwards and surgeon Patrick Steptoe conceived that advances in medicine would allow them to oversee the fertilisation of an egg outside the human body (now commonly known as IVF). The impact should they succeed would be seismic. But for every tiny step forward, the three faced…
All We Imagine as Light (15)
All We Imagine as Light (15)
All We Imagine as Light is a beautiful, sweeping, emotional film that explores the complexities of female friendship and captures the frantic pace, the vibrant colours and the heady atmosphere of modern Mumbai. In the city, thoughtful Nurse Prabha’s routine is upset when she receives an unexpected gift from her estranged husband. Her younger, flightier and rebellious roommate, Anu, tries in vain to find a spot in the city to be intimate with her secret boyfriend. Their colleague Parvaty fights…
5 events,
A Christmas Carol
Malvern Theatres Stage Company A Christmas Carol By Charles Dickens Adapted and Directed by Nic Lloyd On a snowy Christmas Eve, the mean-spirited Ebeneezer Scrooge is visited by the ghost of his business partner Jacob Marley, who is weighed down by the accumulated chains of a lifetime of greed. Marley tells Scrooge he will be visited by three further spirits, each of whom will offer Scrooge an unsettling vision of himself, as well as an opportunity to change his…
6 events,
All We Imagine as Light (15)
All We Imagine as Light (15)
All We Imagine as Light is a beautiful, sweeping, emotional film that explores the complexities of female friendship and captures the frantic pace, the vibrant colours and the heady atmosphere of modern Mumbai. In the city, thoughtful Nurse Prabha’s routine is upset when she receives an unexpected gift from her estranged husband. Her younger, flightier and rebellious roommate, Anu, tries in vain to find a spot in the city to be intimate with her secret boyfriend. Their colleague Parvaty fights…
Small Things Like These (12A)
Small Things Like These (12A)
Oscar winner Cillian Murphy delivers a stunning performance as devoted father Bill Furlong in this film based on the best-selling novel of the same name by Claire Keegan. While working as a coal merchant to support his family, he discovers disturbing secrets kept by the local convent - and uncovers truths of his own - forcing him to confront his past and the complicit silence of a small Irish town controlled by the Catholic Church. Cert: 12A Running time: 1hr…
7 events,
Wicked (PG)
Wicked, the untold story of the witches of Oz, stars Emmy, Grammy and Tony winning powerhouse Cynthia Erivo (Harriet, Broadway’s The Color Purple) as Elphaba, a young woman, misunderstood because of her unusual green skin, who has yet to discover her true power, and Grammy-winning, multi-platinum recording artist and global superstar Ariana Grande as Glinda, a popular young woman, gilded by privilege and ambition, who has yet to discover her true heart. The two meet as students at Shiz…
Moana 2 (PG)
Walt Disney Animation Studios’ epic animated musical “Moana 2” takes audiences on an expansive new voyage with Moana, Maui and a brand-new crew of unlikely seafarers. After receiving an unexpected call from her wayfinding ancestors, Moana must journey to the far seas of Oceania and into dangerous, long-lost waters for an adventure. Cert: PG Running time: 1hr 40mins AD Audio Description available R Relaxed Screening: Saturday 21st December, 11am
Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point (12A)
CHRISTMAS EVE IN MILLERS POINT sees four generations of the Balsano family gather for what may be the last Christmas in their family home on Long Island. Boisterous aunts, uncles, cousins, and one indomitable grandmother drink themselves merry and talk to no end—even as they strain to understand each other. As the group loses itself in rowdy celebration, younguns Emily and Michelle sneak away to claim the suburban winter wonderland for teenage rebellion. In his follow-up to the acclaimed…
White Christmas – 70th Anniversary (U)
White Christmas – 70th Anniversary (U)
With stunning 4k restoration, experience the festive classic WHITE CHRISTMAS starring Bing Crosby and Dannya Kaye. Singers Bob Wallace and Phil Davis join sister act Betty (Rosemary Clooney) and Judy Haynes (Vera-Ellen) to perform a Christmas show in rural Vermont. There, they run into Gen. Waverly (Dean Jagger), the boys' commander in World War II, who, they learn, is having financial difficulties; his quaint country inn is failing. So what's the foursome to do but plan a yuletide miracle:…
7 events,
Paddington in Peru (PG)
Paddington in Peru (PG)
PADDINGTON IN PERU brings Paddington back home to the Peruvian jungle to visit his beloved Aunt Lucy, now a resident at the Home for Retired Bears. With the Brown Family and Mrs Bird in tow, a thrilling adventure ensues when a mysterious disappearance plunges them into an unexpected journey from the Amazon rainforest to the mountain peaks of Peru. Cert: PG Running time: 1hr 43mins AD Audio Description available
7 events,
The Crime is Mine (15)
The Crime is Mine (15)
After a struggling actress stands trial for the murder of a lascivious producer in 1930s Paris, she ascends to scandalous stardom with her lawyer roommate. A new life of fame, wealth, and tabloid celebrity awaits — until the truth comes out. Paris in the 1930s — a playground for industrial heirs and debonair architects, but the City of Lights does not shine evenly for all. Struggling actress Madeleine (Nadia Terezkiewicz) and her best friend Pauline (Rebecca Marder), an unemployed…
White Christmas – 70th Anniversary (U)
White Christmas – 70th Anniversary (U)
With stunning 4k restoration, experience the festive classic WHITE CHRISTMAS starring Bing Crosby and Dannya Kaye. Singers Bob Wallace and Phil Davis join sister act Betty (Rosemary Clooney) and Judy Haynes (Vera-Ellen) to perform a Christmas show in rural Vermont. There, they run into Gen. Waverly (Dean Jagger), the boys' commander in World War II, who, they learn, is having financial difficulties; his quaint country inn is failing. So what's the foursome to do but plan a yuletide miracle:…
5 events,
Snow Leopard (12A)
Snow Leopard (12A)
An unexpected incident causes a snow leopard to break into the sheep pen of a local herder and kill nine rams not only causing a generational row in the family and attracting a TV crew into the village, but also triggering a heated debate on whether to honour or abandon traditional values in modern day Tibet. Tibetan auteur Pema Tseden’s final completed feature, SNOW LEOPARD, is set in the vast and stunning Tibetan terrain, and uses the fabled creature…
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Paddington in Peru (PG)
Paddington in Peru (PG)
PADDINGTON IN PERU brings Paddington back home to the Peruvian jungle to visit his beloved Aunt Lucy, now a resident at the Home for Retired Bears. With the Brown Family and Mrs Bird in tow, a thrilling adventure ensues when a mysterious disappearance plunges them into an unexpected journey from the Amazon rainforest to the mountain peaks of Peru. Cert: PG Running time: 1hr 43mins AD Audio Description available
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Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point (12A)
Christmas Eve in Miller’s Point (12A)
CHRISTMAS EVE IN MILLERS POINT sees four generations of the Balsano family gather for what may be the last Christmas in their family home on Long Island. Boisterous aunts, uncles, cousins, and one indomitable grandmother drink themselves merry and talk to no end—even as they strain to understand each other. As the group loses itself in rowdy celebration, younguns Emily and Michelle sneak away to claim the suburban winter wonderland for teenage rebellion. In his follow-up to the acclaimed…
6 events,
Paddington in Peru (PG)
Paddington in Peru (PG)
PADDINGTON IN PERU brings Paddington back home to the Peruvian jungle to visit his beloved Aunt Lucy, now a resident at the Home for Retired Bears. With the Brown Family and Mrs Bird in tow, a thrilling adventure ensues when a mysterious disappearance plunges them into an unexpected journey from the Amazon rainforest to the mountain peaks of Peru. Cert: PG Running time: 1hr 43mins AD Audio Description available
The Crime is Mine (15)
The Crime is Mine (15)
After a struggling actress stands trial for the murder of a lascivious producer in 1930s Paris, she ascends to scandalous stardom with her lawyer roommate. A new life of fame, wealth, and tabloid celebrity awaits — until the truth comes out. Paris in the 1930s — a playground for industrial heirs and debonair architects, but the City of Lights does not shine evenly for all. Struggling actress Madeleine (Nadia Terezkiewicz) and her best friend Pauline (Rebecca Marder), an unemployed…
6 events,
White Christmas – 70th Anniversary (U)
White Christmas – 70th Anniversary (U)
With stunning 4k restoration, experience the festive classic WHITE CHRISTMAS starring Bing Crosby and Dannya Kaye. Singers Bob Wallace and Phil Davis join sister act Betty (Rosemary Clooney) and Judy Haynes (Vera-Ellen) to perform a Christmas show in rural Vermont. There, they run into Gen. Waverly (Dean Jagger), the boys' commander in World War II, who, they learn, is having financial difficulties; his quaint country inn is failing. So what's the foursome to do but plan a yuletide miracle:…
Snow Leopard (12A)
Snow Leopard (12A)
An unexpected incident causes a snow leopard to break into the sheep pen of a local herder and kill nine rams not only causing a generational row in the family and attracting a TV crew into the village, but also triggering a heated debate on whether to honour or abandon traditional values in modern day Tibet. Tibetan auteur Pema Tseden’s final completed feature, SNOW LEOPARD, is set in the vast and stunning Tibetan terrain, and uses the fabled creature…
5 events,
The Crime is Mine (15)
The Crime is Mine (15)
After a struggling actress stands trial for the murder of a lascivious producer in 1930s Paris, she ascends to scandalous stardom with her lawyer roommate. A new life of fame, wealth, and tabloid celebrity awaits — until the truth comes out. Paris in the 1930s — a playground for industrial heirs and debonair architects, but the City of Lights does not shine evenly for all. Struggling actress Madeleine (Nadia Terezkiewicz) and her best friend Pauline (Rebecca Marder), an unemployed…
5 events,
Paddington in Peru (PG)
Paddington in Peru (PG)
PADDINGTON IN PERU brings Paddington back home to the Peruvian jungle to visit his beloved Aunt Lucy, now a resident at the Home for Retired Bears. With the Brown Family and Mrs Bird in tow, a thrilling adventure ensues when a mysterious disappearance plunges them into an unexpected journey from the Amazon rainforest to the mountain peaks of Peru. Cert: PG Running time: 1hr 43mins AD Audio Description available
4 events,
RBO: The Nutcracker
RBO: The Nutcracker
ROYAL BALLET AND OPERA CINEMA SEASON 2024/25 The Royal Ballet THE NUTCRACKER Revival Join Clara at a delightful Christmas Eve party that becomes a magical adventure once everyone else is tucked up in bed. Marvel at the brilliance of Tchaikovsky’s score, as Clara and her enchanted Nutcracker fight the Mouse King and visit the Sugar Plum Fairy in the glittering Kingdom of Sweets. Peter Wright’s much-loved production for The Royal Ballet, with gorgeous period designs by Julia Captured live…
2 events,
We Live in Time (15)
Almut (Florence Pugh) and Tobias (Andrew Garfield) are brought together in a surprise encounter that changes their lives. Through snapshots of their life together - falling for each other, building a home, becoming a family - a difficult truth is revealed that rocks its foundation. As they embark on a path challenged by the limits of time, they learn to cherish each moment of the unconventional route their love story has taken, in filmmaker John Crowley's decade-spanning, deeply moving…
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CBSO: Viennese New Year
CBSO: Viennese New Year
City of Birmingham Symphony Orchestra Stephen Bell Conductor Francesca Chiejina Soprano The glitz and glamour of Vienna in Malvern Theatres. The perfect pick-me-up for a Saturday evening in early January, offering the sparkle of Vienna right here in Malvern. There’s something incredibly romantic and truly joyful about elegant waltzes, playful polkas and light-hearted operetta. So join the CBSO to celebrate and let them whirl you into a new year feeling romanced, revitalised and ready for 2025. Programme to include:…
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Sarah Millican: Control Enthusiast
11th March 2018
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Sarah Millican is not a control freak, she’s a control enthusiast. She even controls her own insults, see?
Do you arrange the nights out? Are you in charge of passports on holiday? Then so are you!
Whether you’re sorting the tickets for this show or turning up when you’re told to, welcome. You’ll learn about Rescue Men, farting in hospital pants, what can happen at a bra fitting, the benefits of casserole, plus tips on how to talk to shop assistants and the correct way to eat a biscuit.
Funny, frank and unapologetically filthy.
Twitter: @sarahmillican75
